g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse)


monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do


anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.


ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions


spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)


chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah


pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving


ahs-satanas:

my only two emotions while watching american horror story:

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(Source: fartpanels)


milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*